Thursday, June 20, 2024

About That West Bend Bike Route …


This spring, the City of West Bend quietly dismantled its bike route. The signs are down. The sharrows will wear away or be paved over. I think there’s a good chance you didn’t notice. I think there’s a good chance you don’t care. And I don’t care as much as you might expect, though I was involved in the design of the route. I never believed it would lead to an increase in ridership. I wanted only to give Bike Friendly West Bend the best opportunity to succeed. By the time I was drafted into that advocacy group by Craig Hoeppner, the city’s parks director until 2019, it was clear that BFWB would never get what it really wanted. Physically separated infrastructure is the gold standard of bike routes, and in fiscally conservative West Bend that simply was not a realistic goal. So, from the outset I was working on a consolation prize.

Known to some as the “orange loop,” the route was never intended to stand alone. BFWB envisioned four interconnected loops to create a network throughout the city. We gave them color-coded names to make them easy to discuss as we pored over the map of our future system. It looked like a big city transit map with routes that connected schools, parks, and other places of interest by utilizing low-traffic residential streets and the Eisenbahn State Trail. Ultimately, it was too ambitious for West Bend’s elected officials, who refused even to vote on the proposal in 2017. It was too ambitious even though it could be established with just signs and paint.

In 2021, the orange loop was implemented by itself. It was a mostly east-west route to complement the mostly north-south Eisenbahn State Trail. We will never know whether the original concept would have had more success. Would ridership have been more robust if more neighborhoods had been linked together? I doubt it. The orange loop and the others that might have followed all suffered from an absence of physically separated infrastructure. Prospective riders were not convinced that signs and sharrows provided the safety they needed.

City staffers weren’t sold on the safety of the route either. They insisted on some alterations to the orange loop that I thought made the finished product less effective and, oddly, less safe. For example, the route ran on the sidewalk between the Eisenbahn State Trail and Eastern Avenue instead of on Decorah Road itself. But any cop in town will tell you that most car-versus-bike collisions in West Bend occur in crosswalks as riders come off the sidewalk and into the path of motorists. Between Eastern Avenue and Sheridan Drive, the route had to run on Redwood Street, one block north of Decorah. By demanding that the route avoid Decorah, the city missed an opportunity for traffic calming on the north side of the busy high school campus. If the route had served the campus as the original design intended, would more students have viewed it as a transportation option?

By late 2020, Bike Friendly West Bend was so desperate to implement a bike route that it accepted all of the compromises to its original plan. And the voices within BFWB who believed the tired mantra, “If you build it, they will come,” were wonderfully naïve. There was a presumption of demand for cycling infrastructure that far exceeded actual demand. The success of the Eisenbahn State Trail as a destination for recreational riders was erroneously taken to forecast success for on-street bike routes. But the prospect of sharing even low-speed, low-volume residential streets is now such a horror for the average person that the BFWB plan probably was doomed from the start.

This morning I talked to Jay Shambeau, the city administrator, about the bike route’s past and present. I was surprised to learn that there may still be a future for it. Dismantling the route was motivated largely by poor road surface conditions, especially along Kilbourn Avenue, where some of the fading sharrows are painted on broken asphalt. Reconstructing Kilbourn is one of the city’s most immediate priorities. We could see the bike route return after reconstruction is complete. The signs haven’t been discarded, just stored. But the most important sign has to come from you. If you want a bike route in West Bend, then you have to let City Hall know.

Saturday, June 8, 2024

Never Will I Ever, Vol. 2


It’s time for another round of things about cycling that either don’t appeal to me or that I find ridiculous or distasteful. Let’s start off gently with something that simply doesn’t appeal to me. Never Will I Ever …

Go Downhill Racing

Despite having had some success as a cross-country mountain bike racer, I am not a great technical rider on singletrack. Downhill racing is so far beyond my skill level that I would never consider it for a moment. But it does look cool! I’ve watched my fair share of downhill racing, especially when it was featured on Red Bull.tv.

Compete For Strava Segments

This was a stupid idea even before e-bikes flooded the market, so it’s a really stupid idea now. If you want to compete against your own times, then fine. If you want to compete against other people, then get together with them in the same place at the same time. You’re lying to yourself if you think people aren’t cheating on Strava. Motor doping is real.

Count Trainer Miles The Same As Outdoor Miles

Either the bike moved from one place to another or it didn’t. Time spent on stationary riding, no matter how closely it mimics outdoor riding, is just time. (For what it’s worth, I do count my treadmill miles the same as outdoor walking miles. I guess the difference is that treadmill walking still requires balance and is almost indistinguishable mechanically from outdoor walking.)

Install White Handlebar Tape

White handlebar tape is only for professional riders whose team mechanics wrap their bars with new tape before every race. They have money to burn. I don’t. You probably don’t either. Keep your bike looking clean, not like a cigarette butt on wheels.

Ride With A Mirror

If you’re the sort of person who gets startled by every passing vehicle, then by all means get yourself a mirror. I don’t have one and I don’t want one. I realize that I am sharing the road and that periodically I will be overtaken. I always ride as far to the right as I can; it’s the responsibility of drivers to pass me safely. The idea that a glance in the mirror would tell me I am about to be rear-ended and that I then would have time to make an evasive maneuver is laughable. Riding on open roads is a calculated risk, and mirrors don’t change the math.

Buy A Jersey With A Short Zipper

I demand full-length zippers on my jerseys. Full-zip jerseys are easier to put on and so much easier to take off when they’re wet with perspiration and sticking to your back like fly paper. And if you crash, then you’ll appreciate being able to slip out of your jersey instead of having it unceremoniously and expensively cut off at the hospital. I had a couple of jerseys with short zippers when I was a new cyclist, so I guess this one is really a Never Will I Ever Again.

Ride In A Sleeveless Jersey

Here’s another Never Will I Ever Again, because back in 2007 I actually wore a sleeveless jersey on the MS 150 Best Dam Bike Tour. This was not a Team Pedal Moraine thing; I was riding with a team put together expressly for that tour. When it was time to distribute the jerseys, the only one that would fit me was sleeveless. I didn’t feel good about it, but I wore the jersey in the spirit of team unity. I looked like the world’s ugliest female triathlete.

Ride With No Jersey At All

Riding with no jersey/shirt is a bad look. I’m a cyclist, not a 10-year-old boy on his way to the swimming pond. I don’t see a lot of this, but when I do it’s usually a middle-aged guy whose physique doesn’t merit any kind of public display. He probably doesn’t consider himself a “cyclist” but probably does consider himself a man whose driver’s license is suspended because of his latest DUI.

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

Not Everyone Hates Us ...

Here's proof that not everyone hates cyclists! You can find this little slice of heaven on Wausaukee Road south of Newburg, along the Cheesehead Roubaix route.

Friday, May 31, 2024

Finishing 2024's First 1,000 Miles In Style

Here are some of the guys, relaxing for a few minutes at the mid-ride snack stop.
There was a good turnout for this evening’s Twilight Zone-2 Ride from downtown West Bend to Campbellsport and back on the Eisenbahn State Trail. It was an intentionally easy effort with an emphasis on camaraderie, not competition. But stats are stats! This was the ride that pushed me past 1,000 miles, year-to-date, and every mile counts.

In recent weeks I haven’t had much to say about my own cycling achievements or ambitions. This year is not progressing as I had hoped. I can blame the weather even more than I ordinarily would. Southeastern Wisconsin is experiencing one of the wettest springs in its history. May was especially disappointing. Wednesday, Thursday, and today constitute the only 3-day rainless stretch we had all month. And where was the warmth? At this time of year, we should be hitting 70° routinely, but today was the first time we did so since last Saturday.

For me, inconsistent weather means inconsistent training. If I had any real competition goals, then I would be much better off riding indoors. I rode only 16 times this month. I feel like half of May was wasted, and that’s not a good feeling. I also feel like my goal of 100,000 lifetime miles by the end of the 2025 season is slipping away. Today I surpassed 91,000 lifetime miles. It will take a big effort to reach 95,000 by the end of the year, then another big effort to find the last 5,000 miles in 2025. I finished 2023 with only 4,423 miles. At the end of May 2023, I was sitting on 1,085. For 2024, I’m at 1,019, and the best indication that I still have a chance at 5,000 this year is how poor my June 2023 was! I rode only 483 miles. Surely, I will beat that total this year. I might even double it. Right?

Friday, May 24, 2024

Return To The Twilight Zone

Let's do this again! I introduced this ride last year and it was a lot of fun. We'll start at the downtown West Bend train depot and take the Eisenbahn State Trail to Campbellsport and back, with a mid-ride snack stop at Kohn’s Filling Station. That's 28.5 miles and we'll average about 15 mph. The ride will finish after sunset, so headlights are required. If you’re a Facebook user, then please click here to visit the event page and indicate whether you plan to participate.

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

Friday, May 17, 2024

Trail Building At Regner Park

We had a good crew this evening at Regner Park as work continued on new mountain bike trails. I missed Monday’s session, but today I enjoyed two hours in the woods at the west side of the park. Much of the trail will be rake-and-ride; there will be very little earth to move and very little vegetation to cut. Much of my job today was garbage collection and garlic mustard eradication. Reducing the foothold of invasive species was a target of opportunity as we progressed through the undergrowth.

This will be a 2.2-mile loop when it’s done. And the trails will be beginner friendly: a training course for the NICA kids and a nice place just to ride without any features that demand advanced skills. I'm looking forward to riding here later this summer when the loop is complete.

Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Some Notes As April 2024 Ends

I got a sunburn on Saturday at Cheesehead Roubaix … and I’m not complaining! Uncharacteristically fair weather had a big effect on the turnout. More than 100 riders started, but not all of them finished the full route. Some people found shortcuts on the return trip from Belgium or bailed out even sooner due to high winds. I don’t blame them. It was brutal! The average wind speed was above 20 mph for the entire ride, bringing unseasonable warmth from the southwest. By 4:15 p.m., West Bend hit 80° for the first time since October 24. The ride was over by then, of course. But I was never cold for a moment on this year’s Cheesehead Roubaix and I don’t know if I ever could say that before. And this year’s improved attendance resulted in a nice payday for the Newburg Fire Department: $1,809 in cash donations and post-ride concessions. Thanks to everyone for their generosity!

Cheesehead Roubaix was my first ride on my BMC road bike since October 1. Yikes! My Framed gravel bike got most of the work in the meantime. And no, it’s not ironic that I went back to the true road bike on Saturday. Cheesehead Roubaix is principally a road ride—one with a couple of hills on which the BMC was obviously the better choice—and the gravel sections aren’t so nasty that anything more than a road bike is required.

There was good news for local mountain bikers last Thursday. West Bend’s Park & Recreation Commission enthusiastically approved a plan for new trails at Regner Park. Sounds like these trails could be ready this summer! The planned course is mostly rake-and-ride, with no heavy earth moving.

There’s mixed news about my fitness as we enter May. I’m happy to say that I already have exceeded my walking mileage goal for 2024. My goal was a very modest 260 miles, the same target I missed in 2023, when I walked only 238 miles. And just to be clear, these are miles I walk for the express purpose of improving my fitness; I do not track incidental steps as I cut the grass, shop for groceries, or go about other mundanities. My personal record of 463 miles, set in 2021, is within reach. I’m at 270 miles today, more than halfway to a new PR with 8 months to go. The bad news is that I barely sleep anymore and I am 6 pounds heavier than I was at this point last year … and I was no lightweight then! I have been very inconsistent with my time on the bike this year. Ride frequency and total mileage are down slightly from last year’s pace. That needs to change immediately and I think it will, as better and more predictable weather arrives.

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

No CX World Cups, But …

Last week’s disappointing news from the UCI was a bitter reminder to American cyclocross fans that we love a very Euro-centric, niche sport. Having no World Cup races on this side of the Atlantic in 2024-2025 will reduce fan engagement. But today’s announcement from the USCX series takes away some of the sting. Trek has stepped up as title sponsor for the upcoming season, ensuring its Trek CXC Cup will continue as a top domestic event. So, we’ll continue to have a UCI race here in Wisconsin, and plenty of Americans and Canadians will be on hand to fight for points that will qualify them for the world championships. However, don’t expect the big European stars at these C1/C2 races, as the cost-versus-benefit equation simply won’t make sense to them.

It will be interesting to see whether the revamped USCX can grow even further in the 2025-2026 season. This year’s schedule misses some regions of the country that traditionally have supported cyclocross well. I’m thinking particularly about New England, the Ohio Valley, Colorado, and the Pacific Northwest. And then there’s Jingle Cross in Iowa, with its rich history. And would you bring back a night race in Las Vegas, even if it weren’t tied to a bicycle industry expo? CrossVegas was always a good show. Is that only because it had the star power of prominent European riders? Well, maybe, but we can’t count on that anymore. Let’s see if USCX can tell a story that keeps us wanting another chapter.

Monday, April 22, 2024

Mountain Bike Trails At Regner?

Local mountain bikers will present a proposal for new trails at Regner Park in West Bend when the Park & Recreation Commission meets at City Hall this Thursday at 6:30 p.m. CDT. The plan would create a 2.2-mile trail in the woods at the west end of the park. According to the proposal, this would be “an easy course with no high risk features” and an ideal alternative for new riders who may be unprepared for the more challenging trails of Glacial Blue Hills. The proposal is a joint effort of GEARS and the local chapter of NICA, whose middle school and high school riders need a practice area that is safe and easily supervised by their coaches. GEARS and NICA would create and maintain the trails, providing a new recreation amenity without cost to the city. (This is very similar to the idea I had for Park Site O back in 2014.) Not mentioned in the proposal, but certainly obvious to the local cycling community, is the potential for fat bikes when these trails are covered by snow. It’s easy to imagine Regner Park as an annual destination for the Hugh Jass Fat Bike Series. If your schedule allows, then come to City Hall on Thursday to support the proposal.