Liberty, Liberty, Liberty … SMH! Your new television ad is so silly. If you needed a spokesman with real calf muscles, then why didn’t you ask me? I would have done it for scale, and you wouldn’t have been out whatever you paid for those ridiculous computer-generated monstrosities. According to Pearl Izumi, my 17.5-inch calves are literally off the chart:
And they never looked more glorious than in this picture:
F-ing anatomy lesson right there, and that’s 100% pure Dave!
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